1. Which is correct?: Sock - shoe - sock - shoe Sock - sock - shoe - shoe Shoe - sock - sock - shoe Duck - duck - goose Foot - mouth - foot - mouth Brrraagggkkkffttt!!?!
2. Favorite meal?: Breakfast. Lunch. Afternoon Snack. Dinner. Nachoz! Xanax. Yes, please.
3. Mmmmm... Punch and pie! Bandwidth... Sleep... z Z z Z z Fresh babies... Secret sauce! Mmm mmm m mmmm mm!
4. You are: A riddle wrapped in an enigma. Coming to a theater near you! The walrus. Never fully dressed without a smile. A banana. A love machine! Already dead.
5. I can't find my: Tractor! Butt! True love! Pants! Way home... Million dollars!
6. How many? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
7. I'm too sexy for: My shirt. This party. The substitute teacher. Naked twister. My cat. This quiz! Nothing.
8. Say what? Slap ma' fro! Oh. My. Gawd. What it is, mama! Yee-hah! Grrawrrrblrracckkkkkkfftt! W0rd! Bork! Bork! Bork!
9. One fish, two fish... Three fish, four fish. Red fish, blue fish. SPPPLLLOOOSSH!! Straight fish, gay fish. Dinner! *flush*
10. I am a: Delicate butterfly. Boy. Underage teen model. Girl. Banana. Top secret government spy. Celebrity. Lie. Woman, hear me roar! Manly stud.